My name is Anna, people call me Anna Banana. I graduated in chemistry (and work as a chemist)and am hoping to get my PhD in religion(... where the hell did that come from?). Psychology of religion actually. It's odd however, because I am an agnostic or rather a scientist or SOMETHING, but I'm amazingly fascinated with religions and why people are these religions, or religious or all of it really.
I've played soccer for 11 years, and miss it terribly. I've sprained my ankle every season I played (which for most years was 3 a year), and had to give it up when I went to college.
I was born in France and thus speaketh the language, writing it is another story.
My life is based on arguing (or discussing, depending on how you view it) with people on their morals, politics, and philosophy. I guess that makes me a little aggressive at times. I find people prideful, narcissistic and egotistical, and therefore I love to put them back in their place (and will dare anyone to put me back in mine for my faults) however, such as arguments end in bad relations between people, none tend to occur with me. So thus arguments return to controversial topics of discussion and should have been named as thus (hence the parenthesis' above).
I curse like a sailor, and know all the naughty jokes you'd never want your mother to hear. But, on a much greater plane I'm a well behaved kind and funny person that no one holds it against me, and I somehow end up being the good kid everyone loves (including mum). Well at least once they get to know me.... most of the time.
I love travelling and if I was a billionaire I'd tour the world. Around the world in 366 days (I'd do it on a leap year, so I'd get more time). Actually the stemming of being an ex-pat daughter causes me to explore all forms of cultures and languages. I speak French and English fluently (however, about the writing: I was told by French professor that I write like a retarded kindergartner... I kid you not), I understand spanish more or less fluently (and probably shouldn't speak it). I know a lot of German words but will mostly smile and nod. I'm learning Norwegian, and Russian, latin (I know, it's dead) and Hindi. I want to learn Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Hebrew, and Italian (did I mention I melt to the words that are Italian... seriously, puddy... in your hands... sexiest language in the world... next to french, which i can't hear the sexiness anyhow... puddy... I'll even forgive the italians a little for the world cup... just a little... puddy... seriously).
The fact that I adore and grab languages kind of makes me an auditory person, and my love for all types of music could push that envelope a little further I suppose. Though I admit I play no instruments, and cannot sing to save my life. Just that whatever noises pleases me, well... it pleases me. I guess music is amazing and defines what goes on in my life (you know how when you walk down the street and you hear a tune, and it looks like it's a music video because everyone is somehow moving to that beat... it's kind of like that). Even though I find myself to be more auditorily driven, I'd rather be deaf than blind. I love the beauty that surrounds me- however much of a logical, number driven, left brain, audio person I may be. I love the arts. Beauty is everywhere. Big fan of Van Gogh, Monet, Rousseau, Salvador Dali, and who could forget the great Leonardo (however, take it from a Frenchie, the Mona Lisa is overrated).

I'm currently a chemist working for a mean oil company nobody likes. I'm doing so in order to gain the money to go to grad school. I'm hoping that the books I'm planning on starting to write during the evenings will benefit me two-fold in that I will be a famous author, and I will have enough money to do what I truly want in my life (PhD in psychology of religion.... and travel). I want to be a professor teaching the "kids" that everything they've learned thus far is ballocks and that they need to learn to learn for themselves (if that makes sense). I also want to race cars in the weekend (that's what happens when you've been pulled over 20 times). Maybe be a tattoo artist weekend nights. Own an ice cream store. Win the lottery. Run an IRONMAN. I guess I have a lot of aspirations. But, for the moment, I'm a chemist, who works in a lab. Playing with mud and dirt. For a mean oil company. There's so much more interesting stuff about what I do with my life in my self summary though.

Telling stories. Although I have ADHD (non-diagnostic), I make up words (ironicism and trophesize are my favourite), my grammar is horrible (that's why I love ee cumming), and I'm slightly slydexic. But, other than those I'm the bombdiggity. I want to be a writer when I's growed up. I find it the most fascinating thing ever.

I'm also good at numbers. So, I was this nerd growing up, my family played math games to entertain ourselves (if you get in the car with us, we'll pick two numbers and whoever can multiply them first wins). I would say we were poor and entertained ourselves with boxes and counting instead of playing video games, and watching tv. But we weren't that poor, just nerdy. We actually played video games, and were permitted to watch some tv: Discovery Channel and PBS. What's MTV? jk.

Finding funny things out of nothing at all. I'm easy. Not [just] in the sexual sense, but that everything more or less entertains me. Although sometimes I find things that shouldn't be funny just a little humourous and it can offend people. I appologize ahead of time.

Basically I find myself to be a well rounded individual. Thank you Liberal Arts Education with a Science Degree. I can talk about all of it. I learned how to learn and not to memorise. Leonardo Da Vinci would be so proud.

Well, I can't figure this out on my own, so basically I asked around and this is what I got:

My boobs. Or my mouth. Wow that sounds sexual. I've got a beautiful smile, and my boobs are dangerous weapons... it's true... this one time I went camping, and we were playing trivial pursuit (yeah that's right trivial pursuit while camping...what?) and there were these kamikaze moths that attacked my cleavage... that and I've apparently knocked down my 90 pound roomate a couple times with them...
Note to self: no more tank tops while camping... and get a roomate whose bigger than kate moss.

Personality is also something everyone catches, but really you don't "notice" it until after you talk to me, and it's not really the first thing that catches them.

Maybe my laugh too? Since I laugh at everything.

Lamb by Christopher Moore actually, not gonna lie, ANYTHING by the god of writers that is Christopher Moore. The Destroyer series, Harry Potter, Siddhartha, Life of Pi, anything by Milan Kundera, Robin Cook or Terry Pratchett, Catcher in the Rye, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Gods, Crime and Punishment, The Sound and the Fury, Bios by Robert Charles Wilson (mostly because the book has my first, middle and last name in it as characters and they aren't normal names so it was just truly amazing), Clockwork Orange, A Doll's House (which is a play and not a book), Don Quixote, Great Gatsby, The Natural, the list can go on and on and on and on and on... I own a library mostly because my Nerdy family are book hoards. I also want to be a writer so I kind of tend to do that reading thing.

(b) I can't name them all, there are too many, but basically I have the Fifth Element and French Kiss memorised, and have enough dvds that I'm never bored... which trust me is very little because I don't get bored easily.

(c)going down the itunes: 311, Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, All-American Rejects, An Honorary Title, Anti-Flag, Arctic Monkeys, Beatles (the classics of course), The Beautiful Girls, Blink, Bloodhound Gang, Bright Eyes, Coheed and Cambria, Counting Crows, Cursive, Dandy Warhol, Dashboard, Diesel Boy, Eminem (so sue me), Eve 6, Fallout Boy, Flaming Lips, Further Seems Forever, Garbage, The Getup Kids, Goldfinger, Green Day, Jack Johnson, JET, Jimmy Eat World, Juliana Theory, The Killers, Less than Jake, Louis XIV, Marcy Playground, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, No Doubt, Offspring, OK GO, Poe, Save Ferris, Saves the Day, Snow Patrol, Spoon, Story of the Year, Sublime, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, Tilly and the Wall, Weakerthans, and of course my favourite: Weezer. Amongst others of course.

(D) Thai, French, Sushi, Italian. f-it. i love.

1. My friends and family.
2. My mind and my memory.
3. My love and my affection.
4. My reality and my imagination.
5. My books and my music.
6. Food, water, shelter, my health... I'm totally cheating here.
(and at some point: sex? where's that supposed to go?)

To laugh, to love, to dream, to be.

Everything. Philosophy, books, emotions, movies, religion, politics, science, actually no, I'm going to stick with EVERYTHING. I'm a chem nerd who studied religion, history, politics, art, literature, etc. at a liberal arts college. NO subject is taboo for this little brain... and by little, I'm being nice... or narcissistic, whichever you'd prefer to discuss.

hangin' out with friends prolly watching movies or TV... occasionally having a party, going to a concert, etc. You know what, everyone has crap answers for this one. We all pretty much do the normal usual things on a Friday night. But, I'm ASS-U-MEing.

I see dead people... okay not really... I don't have private stuff I'm mostly open.

Oh and uh, I have a thing for calves. Not the moo kind. The kind that flexes when kicking a ball to show the muscley goodness of the legs of really down to earth hearty men. And uh... coughcough... I'm a cougar in training. I'm not a big fan of guys who are older than me... as long as they're over the age of 18, I'm as good as a cougar cub.

If you've made it this far and you want to talk or anything really. I like friends.

However, if you are interested in me, there are requirements:
-If you are over the age of 35 I won't date you. I know "age doesn't matter" bs to you, but it matters to me. I don't like them that old

-If you think "mmm baby u is tastie" sounds like a good pick-up line... don't bother. Your intellect disgusts me. I like people who know how to use use creativity and intellect. You have neither. Although if you've gotten this far, and you totally use those exact words, I may find you funny. It's a toss-up.
Second part- If you are ugly. I'm a narcissist.

-If you have either been married, and/or have children- you are not my type. I like the kids, but it doesn't mean I want them immediately. And people who have been married lack the ability to know what it's like to be never married. Personality clash.

-If you can't take a joke, mainly in the form of sarcasm. I will hate you. =)