they call me the destroyer.

i am a compact jewess and i have poor time-management skills and a pathological fear of bone marrow. i am a horrible, mean person and i am probably not interested in meeting or talking to you, but i will be sure to let you know.

NEW! BASIC INFORMATION: i recently graduated from wash u in st. louis where i studied psychology and statistics. i'm a northern california native. i really really like cats. i do special effects makeup (prosthetics, dead bodies, etc) and yes, it is a much cooler job than just about anything else. also i have an awesome boyfriend (username isunklower). we met on okcupid and we're totally into eachother, so i am living proof that internet dating is cool.

HELLA UPDATEZ: i'm back in california to focus on getting myself into a post-bac pre-med program. also i'm working as a medical assistant, which means i basically get to wear pajamas to work every day, but that's like the only relaxing thing about my job.

my goals include moving out of my parents' house and not getting pregnant (i like to aim high)

also i just joined a fucking gym.

eating large salads. mediating conflict. saying good things about my boyfriend's dick.

MY TITS, LOL

achewood, talking heads.

also i recently started following a loose approximation of the feingold diet to control ADD, which means that my favorite foods are NOT artificial colors/flavors/sweeteners/preservatives, which sucks because i only started eating taco bell like two months ago and i already have to give it up.

MY TITS, LOL

MY TITS

(LOL)

drinking, running into chairs/doors/walls/pets, finding new and exciting ways to embarrass myself

i think people who talk shit about paris hilton are boring and uncreative.

also, i have a giant bush and i think its awesome.

you understand that i am likely to ignore or verbally abuse you.

PLEASE NOTE: i am not taking requests for verbal abuse, you weird motherfuckers

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
-you plan on contradicting or insulting me as a means to get me to reply. it will not work. i will delete your message.
-you describe yourself as "easy-going" or "pretty laid back" in your profile. that is code for completely uninteresting.
-you make a point of dating younger women. nothing says immature/shallow/compensating for deep-seated insecurity like a man who consistently goes for women much younger than himself. no arguing on this point, you are wrong.
-you want to cyber
-you want to have a deep philosophical conversation. this is teh internetz and i am not interested.
-you ever plan on asking "so what do you do for fun?" because the answer is definitely not "talk to internet dudes about what i like to do for fun"

most other inquiries are welcome. i'm not promising you will be well-received or even acknowledged, but i'll appreciate that you took the time to say hi.

THANKS!