I have moments where I play stupid, but honestly, this is an act I perform to make people laugh or simply because joking around is easier than being serious.
I value intellect and spend way too many hours daydreaming of becoming a rock star, president or a superhero. I want to make a difference in the world. Sometimes I even put on neon green pants, look myself in the mirror and think that "damn, this really suits me!" So folks, instead of calling 911, you should call me and I'll come flying to rescue you! (You'd have to pay for my helicopter, of course, as I do not have a cape)